The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- The broadcast shows Neal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Neal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.