The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Neal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Neal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.