The Fumble Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and Neal gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
79%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Neal's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.