The Hamstring Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Neal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
76%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.