The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Coach says Neal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
76%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Neal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.