The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Neal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
83%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Neal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.