The Hamstring Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Neal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Neal's stadium. Only over Neal.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Neal's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.