The Snap Count Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Neal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.