The Garbage-Time Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Neal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Neal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.