The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Neal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Neal gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.