The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- The broadcast shows Neal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Neal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.