The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Coach says Neal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Neal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
78%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Neal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.