The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Coach says Neal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Neal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
80%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Neal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.