The Fumble Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The team goes up 21 early and Neal gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
76%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Neal's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.