The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Ref: "Number Neal, that's a flag." Neal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Neal goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Neal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.