The Hamstring Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Coach says Neal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Ref: "Number Neal, that's a flag." Neal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Neal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.