The Mystery Tweak Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Coach says Neal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Neal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.