The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Ref: "Number Neal, that's a flag." Neal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- Neal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
74%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.