The Committee Backfield Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Neal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.