The Committee Backfield Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- Neal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
86%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.