The Snap Count Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
82%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Neal, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.