The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Ref: "Number Neal, that's a flag." Neal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Neal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Neal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.