The Fumble Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Neal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Neal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.