The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Neal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Neal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.