The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Neal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.