The Phantom Flag Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Ref: "Number Neal, that's a flag." Neal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Neal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Neal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.