The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Neal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.