The Hamstring Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Neal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.