The Mystery Tweak Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- Neal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Neal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.