The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Coach says Neal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Neal, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.