The Garbage-Time Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Neal gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Neal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.