The Garbage-Time Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Ref: "Number Neal, that's a flag." Neal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Neal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
76%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Neal's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.