The Hamstring Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Coach says Neal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A mysterious flag erases Neal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Neal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.