The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Neal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.