The Snap Count Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Neal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
78%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.