The Butter-Finger Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Metcalf, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.