The Dropped Pass Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Metcalf drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
74%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Metcalf's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.