The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Metcalf was due a breakout.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- A mysterious flag erases Metcalf's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Metcalf, that's a flag." Metcalf: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Metcalf's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.