The Mystery Tweak Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Metcalf does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
78%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Metcalf drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.