The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“The broadcast shows Metcalf on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Metcalf goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Metcalf's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.