The Hamstring Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Metcalf tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Metcalf drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.