The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Metcalf runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.