The Out-of-Bounds Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Metcalf scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
80%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Metcalf, Metcalf, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.