The Dropped Pass Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Metcalf is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Metcalf, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.