The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Metcalf on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Metcalf's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.