The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Metcalf was due a breakout.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- The QB looks at Metcalf exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Metcalf's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Metcalf drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.