The Phantom Flag Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Metcalf gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ole Miss's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Metcalf's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.