The Phantom Holding Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Metcalf's stadium. Only over Metcalf.
80%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.