The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Metcalf's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Metcalf's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.