The Shadow Coverage Hex of DK Metcalf
DK Metcalf · PIT · WR
“Metcalf will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Metcalf's week
- Metcalf gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Metcalf's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Metcalf scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DK Metcalf in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DK Metcalf is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DK Metcalf actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.